The Red and the Mondegreen

Misheard lyrics to Christmas songs are immortalized as mondegreens.

Feliz Navidad

Police car ahead,
(or)
Police got my dad,
(or)
Feliz mommy died,
Prospero año y Felicidad.

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas,
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas,
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas,
From the bottom of my heart.

Fleas naughty dog,
There's fleas on your dad,
Fleas naughty dog,
Protect us and the fleas from my dad.

 

Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad,
Prospero año y Felicidad.

I want to wish you a Merry Christmas,
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas,
I want to wish you a Merry Christmas,
From the bottom of my heart.

Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad,
Feliz Navidad,
Prospero año y Felicidad.
 

Mondegreens