The Red and the Mondegreen

Misheard lyrics to Christmas songs are immortalized as mondegreens.

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

I've warned all my friends and neighbours:
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays
the bells.
 

I've warned all my friends and neighbours:
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.
 

Mondegreens