The Red and the Mondegreen

Misheard lyrics to Christmas songs are immortalized as mondegreens.

Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh;
O'er the fields we go,
Laughing all the way.

Bells on
Bob's tail ring,
(or) Bells
are 'bout to ring,
Making
spareribs bright;
What fun it is to
write and sing
A
slaying song to knives.

Jingle Bells, jingle Bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
With one horse, soap, and sleigh.
(or) In a one-horse sloping sleigh.

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh;
O'er the fields we go,
Laughing all the way.

Bells on bobtail ring,
Making spirits bright;
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight.

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh.

Mondegreens