The Red and the Mondegreen

Misheard lyrics to Christmas songs are immortalized as mondegreens.

Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!

He's making a list
Of chicken and rice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town!

The kids in girl and boy land
Will have a jubilee.
They're going to build
a toilet town,
All around the Christmas tree.

Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!

He's making a list,
And checkin' it twice;
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town!

The kids in girl and boy land
Will have a jubilee.
They're going to build a toyland town,
All around the Christmas tree.
 

Mondegreens