The Red and the Mondegreen

Misheard lyrics to Christmas songs are immortalized as mondegreens.

White Christmas

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the wands I used to know.
Where the treetops glisten,
And children listen,
To hear
slave elves in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
With every Christmas card
arrived.
May your days be merry in brine,

And may all your Christmases be white.
 

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know.
Where the treetops glisten,
And children listen,
To hear sleigh bells in the snow.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas,
With every Christmas card I write.
May your days be merry and bright,
And may all your Christmases be white.
 

Mondegreens