The United Kingdom’s British Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care proposals from the Government:  The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.  The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Government had a lot of nerve.  The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.  Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"  The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.  The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.  The ENT Specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.  The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter..."  The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.  The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.  In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ass holes in London .

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Bishop Beaver College School of Medicine1   Orthopædics

2   Mano à mano

3   Olfactory research

4   The humerus is connected...

5   “Ya know what I’m sayin’?”

6   A little frog in the throat

7   Cardio - check it out!

8   Get your flu shot...

9   Hæmatology

10 Peek-a-boo I see you: Ophthalmology ICU

11 Hard Nuts to Crack - Psychiatric Ward

12 Dietary geometry

13 Chiropractic field study

14 Home Remedies

15 Urology

16 Plasticine procedures and Liposuction

17 Podiatric Medicine

18 Gerontology

19 Sciatica

20 Proctology

21 Orthodontic Gnawing Beavers

22 Anaesthesiology

23 Hair follicle surgery...


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